Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Sacagawea was the original milf.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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