He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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