But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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