well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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