i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i came on her dog
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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