Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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