btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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