How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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