As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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