will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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