so explain again why im purple
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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