She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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