we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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