i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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