do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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