it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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