fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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