i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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