It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
A bitchslap is in order.
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