My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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