I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
