Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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