I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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