I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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