I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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