shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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