Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
