i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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