belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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