beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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