Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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