The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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