dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My vagina just clenched in fear
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
