Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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