nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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