i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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