I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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