....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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