Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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