dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
organizing the empties. That sober.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
