she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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