I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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