It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Even my vagina gasped.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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