covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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