I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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