When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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