We're like a lot better than the average bears
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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