I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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