I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she told me i tasted like america
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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