can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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